Joan Rivers, the longtime comedian with a net worth of $150 million approximately, died at 81, it was reported Thursday.
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Here’s a few quotes from her:
“The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it”
“I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.”
“Don’t follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.”
“I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.”
“I don’t excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.”
“My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I’d scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus – that way, I’d visit him every day.”
“Thank God we’re living in a country where the sky’s the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.”
“Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.”
“My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, ‘Pick up, I know you’re there.'”
“I was born in 1962… and the room next to me was 1963.”
“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.”
“I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ‘Get the hell off my property.'”
